7. Feb, 2017


I was invited back the first time there
The new girlfriend’s house was nice to be fair
I need the toilet desperate to go
Her mam already using it, a bit of a blow
‘Quick’ said my girl, ‘Use the kitchen sink’
‘You shouldn’t have had so much to Drink’
With a puzzled look, I closed the Door
And made by way across the floor
I done my bit after moving the dish bowl
I peeped around the door,’ Have you got some bog roll?’