"The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be
curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work
instead of living on public assistance."
- Cicero, 55 BC
There are only two things missing from my life , Youth and Retirement .
They say that Age is all in the mind . Try telling my body that
Youth comes to early . Hindsight comes to late
If someone quotes a Percentage when stating facts they are probably talking rubbish
In the week of life i think i'm at Friday , trouble is i'm not sure what day is the start day
I have a great memory , i've just forgot what I was going to say
I feel better than yesterday , but hopefully not as good as tomorrow
The Wife Didn't know that i drank until i came home sober one night
I am only smoking Cigarettes after a meal now , I am down to twenty meals a day
you don't need more sleep when you get older , you just need to do it earlier