10. Sep, 2015


There are only two things missing from my life , Youth and Retirement .


They say that Age is all in the mind . Try telling my body that



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Youth comes to early . Hindsight comes to late


If someone quotes a Percentage when stating facts they are probably talking rubbish


 In the week of life i think i'm at Friday , trouble is i'm not sure what day is the start day 


 I have a great memory , i've just forgot what I was going to say  


 I feel better than yesterday , but hopefully not as good as tomorrow


The Wife Didn't know that i drank until i came home sober one night


 I am only smoking Cigarettes after a meal now , I am down to twenty meals a day 


you don't need more sleep when you get older , you just need to do it earlier


 They Say Gin makes you depressed , it is true , I always feel depressed when the bottle is empty Crying